Two princes—the brave, muscular, and favored Fabious (James Franco) and the lazy, vulgar, self-absorbed Thadeous (Danny McBride)—are on a quest to rescue Fabious’s bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), from the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux). Along the way, they encounter a fierce warrior named Isabel (Natalie Portman), a labyrinth, a mechanical python, and a shocking amount of profanity and drug references.
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