The Earnest Committee Chair Has A Masturbation ... [better] Jun 2026

Behind the polished wood of the committee room dais, decorum reigns supreme. The gavel falls with absolute authority. Agenda items are systematically cleared, motions are seconded, and the public interest is diligently served. To the outside observer, the committee chair is a pillar of civic rectitude—an earnest, tireless public servant dedicated to the minutiae of governance.

“Ah, Chloe. Good. You’ve caught me.” He adjusted his wire-rimmed glasses. “I suppose you think this is beneath a committee chair.” The Earnest Committee Chair Has a Masturbation ...

It didn't happen in dark, scandalous alleys, nor did it involve illicit workplace encounters. Arthur’s affliction was entirely solitary, deeply scheduled, and completely overwhelming. What had started years ago as a stressful routine to help him sleep after tense civic meetings had mutated into a compulsive ritual. Behind the polished wood of the committee room